Our story begins in Slamdog (Pic 1). Many years ago this building was a real jive place. Were all the greats of past congregated . There was the mythic Mr. T. Whose name simply uttered would bring fear to all criminals. This is because his crime fighting skills were so legendary so long as his "Bling" did not get in the way or blind his adversaries. Then there was the troubled little ragamuffin who was named after a sweet treat that wont melt in your hand but only in your mouth Eminem. This little hooligan was from a park were homes were on wheels and his rhyming skills were beyond belief. But his skills for rhyming were only used for his enjoyment of making humors remarks about his mother and other people. But this story tells of world savers and how could these two unlikely of world savors come to meeting.
Well I will tell you it all began on a blistering cold night nothing like our warm comfortable night. That little ragamuffin i told you about earlier well being a hooligan he was outside but the cold was getting to him so he looks and finds Slamdog and figured it would be easy to sneak in. But he did not know that the crime fighter Mr. T was on guard duty there. As Eminem snuck in he was spotted as he went to hide in a closet but to his dismay it was not cleaned out. When Mr. T saw him the chase ensued but Eminem was no match for Mr. T's huge strides but before they could tussle something happened a elevator shot down with gold and many different pictures on it (pic 2). But before they could examine it the doors slid open. It revealed a tremendous white light and a white smoke. Then came the surprise a man slowly walked out dressed in all white. The man said he was Morgan Freeman and was messenger of god and turned and clapped and the light went out. he tells them of a great evil man whose name was Quasimodo. He tells them it is up to them to save the world.
Well as you might have guessed they were not too happy about this. Both men were very mistrusting of each other but they knew they had to work together. well as they traveled to Quasimodo's crib they became closer. They were soon good friends and were joking to keep the tension down because they knew that they were only stops away and the bus was speeding. Ten minutes passed then twenty and then they were there. When they got off and paid there fair they were standing in front of a massive door with many pictures on it (Pic 3). As they examined the door they saw there was no handle so at first they pushed against it but no it was not that easy it would not budge. so there they set for days trying there hardest to figure out what it was they needed to do then it struck them what they should do. The pictures were depicting an interpretive dance. So there they began their dance. sit down hands together run a way scared and so it went and when they were finished the doors did not move as the realization that they might not get in they noticed a button and when it was pressed the doors slid open. well that frustrated them and they were angry and ready to face Quasimodo. As they slowly made their way to his tower (pic 4) there was a calm about them that they knew they would succeed at vanquishing their foe. Well they found him at the top of his tower staring outward near the stone gargoyles. They sneak up on him and start their attack Eminem bust out his hateful rhymes and as Quasimodo is distracted Mr. T searches for a light and when he finds it reflects the light with his shiny bling and blinds Quasimodo and as he stumbles falls off the building. Well they thought they had won but when they went down some men with batons and metal hand restraints took them and locked them up. but the story was not over now years later the task has been left to you (queue the dramatic music).
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